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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.11.25 19:53:00 -
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"A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart.GÇ¥ ~Hiromu Arakawa
Happiness cannot be had without bringing grief to others. This is a universal law that our alliance has embraced.
UMAD is back and we're looking for fights! We operate in any sec space. Our killboard is proof that we are the real deal.
https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99003763/
People to Contact: Zeus Maximo, Ju0Zas, Jake Patton, Naginata Rios, or any corp member that is online.
Our Channel: Mental Pub
What we are interested in:
- Locations of gate camps in low/null
Names of Corporations/Alliances that like to form fleets Known carebears that are "protective" of their rocks Names of pvp training corps that don't actually teach pvp Names of PVE isk hoarders Location of inacitve pos's Will add more interests later on....
What you can hire us for:
- Griefing
Annoyance Local Smack Any of the things we are "interested in"
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.11.27 17:50:00 -
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Thank you sir! |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.11.29 01:42:00 -
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Kagura Nikon wrote:Can we add to the advertisement my personal service of wrecking a thread in the forums into an useless discussion totally derailed from the original topic?
Consider this added as a free service. |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.08 04:48:00 -
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LMAO Tora. ![Big smile](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_smile-big.png) |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.17 23:24:00 -
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Well aren't you a tall glass of water! |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.02.26 19:50:00 -
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Everyday, we accept new contracts. Everyday, we make our clients "Happy" by making their enemies sad.
We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.
So if you want to pursue some happiness, let us pursue some of your enemies. |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.03.09 12:31:00 -
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Laiannah Sahireen wrote:Marlin Spikes wrote:
We are not your typical mercs. We will add war targets to our watch list. We will locate them. We will actively hunt them down and destroy them.
Please explain to me how this is different from any other vaguely competent merc corp.
Wardec us using your main and we'll be happy to explain. ![Big smile](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_smile-big.png) |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.03.20 15:23:00 -
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Laiannah Sahireen wrote:
Why? Are you so completely unable to articulate yourselves on the forums?
Please tell me how "we watchlist people, hunt them and blow up their ships" makes you unique or interesting as a merc corp? I mean this is your advertisement thread and all I see is posturing and circle-jerking.
I'm still waiting for that wardec from your main account. Until then, be still and let the grown-ups talk honey. |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:42:00 -
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Just wanted to say, "Glad to be back with the UMAD-BRO crew!" |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.08.10 14:37:00 -
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Morty Friedman wrote:Well I thought I'd check out some of the videos posted and bragged about on this thread. Couldn't stop laughing for a number of reasons: guy constantly saying "Who shall we hit" for about 10 mins straight while the fleet is hitting about 8 targets splitting DPS also the fact that the people who i thought were children / teenagers that constantly troll local sound like they are in their 40's on voice comms.
Apparently hitting PvE and Indy ships makes you pro pvpers tho right? :) Couldn't resist posting as the videos were beyond bad.
Mental note: take down all the PVP **** from that website.
My apologies. Sometimes, victims get upset that a group of "40 year olds" can beat well organized fleet who have greater numbers and plenty of logi. Which ship were you piloting? A Guardian?
Our tactics, our organization, our comms, our FC'ing, or lack thereof....can sometimes create disgrunted/dissatisfied pilots out there in New Eden.
Contact me on your main account so we can record a new video, starring "Your main's corp/alliance." We can then correct some of these deficies you pointed out.
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.11.28 12:18:13 -
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Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.
Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.20 17:04:44 -
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In case you are new to this post, we are The Pursuit of Happiness.
We pride ourselves on being a tight knit group of skilled pvp hunters that specialize in small gang engagements. Our core team has been flying together for years making us an effective PVP gang able to engage fleets many times our size. We each understand and have become experts in our engagement roles. Our combat comms revolve around positioning, capitalizing on our targets mistakes, protecting our assets (misspelling intentional), and lots of hysterical laughing with some intermittent raging.
We pursue corporations and alliances large or small. We pursue mercenaries, missioners, or industrialists. Our list of blues is almost non-existent, which means that we can pursue anyone. We have an extensive network of alts, spies, informants and locator agents. We watch list our contracted targets, and when they are online, we hunt them down GÇô anywhere! We hunt our targets in worm hole or null, low, high sec space. Although our home base is in Caldari space, donGÇÖt let that fool you. You will find us or our alts roaming across New Eden hunting down our targets.
If youGÇÖre looking to hire station campers, look elsewhere. But if you want hunter-killers who will pursue their prey, hire POH.
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.21 21:57:26 -
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Keep those merc contracts coming. Signed up a few more happy customers today! |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.23 11:54:48 -
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War ended with Marmite yesterday - I wonder what the final score was? My money is on POH, but I'm sure numbers and scores don't mean much anyway. ![Smile](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_smile.png) |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.24 00:22:56 -
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Wait wait lol This is you:
Sarcasm Loading...please wait...still loading... |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.25 09:17:49 -
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Still loading? Some folks just don't get it. |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.28 10:36:49 -
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I think Wirble is missing your point Zeus.
Hire us, and we will make your targets miserable. Hire others to kill us, and we will still make them miserable.
Making Wirble miserable without anyone getting paid is just bad for business.
No freebies or samples!
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.28 17:48:22 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote: If you didn't mean to make the comparison and intended to generalize it, then sorry for assuming it was made.
Apology accepted. ![Cool](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_cool.png) |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.31 14:42:26 -
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Miss you Lach! Still rocking that dress? You make that look good! lol |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.02.15 21:26:27 -
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Looking for some pay back? Hire us! |
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Marlin Spikes
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.02.27 11:09:17 -
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Good times...lol. For those of you who may not know, Nags is Sir Panda. |
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Marlin Spikes
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.06.20 12:29:45 -
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I agree. Stories is what keeps me coming to the C&P forums. Keep them coming!
Bombers Rule!!!
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Marlin Spikes
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.09.20 11:19:10 -
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Good to see you back in POH Saeger!
Bombers Rule!!!
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Marlin Spikes
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.11.09 19:47:40 -
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I can't let HS be the last post on this great alliance thread. :)
Bombers Rule!!!
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